Literature
Weenie
"...yeah, I don't wanna go to a party. I'm just gonna binge Scandal and stu - call you back, someone's at the door."
Beep.
Feet on cheap carpet. Unlocking. Knob turns.
"...Hi. The party's over in the Tanaka building"
"Hi. Nice Tater Tot. I know, but I don't have a date."
"Um, you're cute, with the hat and broomstick and everything, but I don't have a costume."
"I can take care of that."
"How? Are you gonna cast a spell on m-mmph!"
"Mmm. Tasty."
"Wha...what did you do to me?"
"Renovations. And yes, I will cast a spell on you. In fact, I already have."
"What?"
"I don't know where this stereotype of witches came from. This is